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• Michael Phelps is going to Hell for being a pussy

  There’s something you should know about God. He is a clinician on the topic of marijuana. Of course He is also a clinician on mustard, chairs, and video rendering, but it’s for the same reason: He put all of them them on Earth for you to use. If it’s there, you’re supposed to find a way to make it work for you.